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Shabbat Shalom Everybody!
It is our day of rest, and I am pleased that I have started off on the right foot by reading something quite enlightening. I was wondering where to put it but there does not seem to be an appropriate section. So I'll just post it below:-
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)
You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted... |
The reverence of Yahweh is the beginning of Wisdom. |
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 Joined: 7/4/2007(UTC) Posts: 1,470  Location: England Was thanked: 1 time(s) in 1 post(s)
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hehe brilliant Shabbat jokes lol |
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 Joined: 6/28/2007(UTC)
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You just know that the day after the rapture, the black humor will start circulating on the Internet. In FH, I gave a couple of examples of what the "left-overs" are going to be saying about us: (1) What do you call it when a hundred million christians disappear into thin air? A good start. (2) Have you heard of the new christian diet? No, how much weight can you lose? All of it!
I'd just love to hear what y'all think they're going to be snickering about on Rapture Day + 1. C'mon, let's hear it.
kp
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 Joined: 9/5/2007(UTC) Posts: 641 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Was thanked: 3 time(s) in 2 post(s)
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Yeah, but I think there will be alot of people still hanging around that call themselves christians, so will they really think it was all the christians that disappeard?
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Joined: 6/28/2007(UTC)
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No, just the lunatic-fringe fundamentalist whackos. You know---us! They'd find us pretty funny now, if they weren't so threatened by our presence.
kp
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